01.21.14

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL!

That is all.

01.20.14

Does this beer make me look FABULOUS?

01.17.14

Happy Weekend Y'all!

01.16.14

01.15.14

Good morning parking lot.

01.14.14

Taste the rainbow of meat flavor.

01 13.14

But... But where will all the crumbs go?

01.10.14

Every night, when I drive home I am constantly reminded of what the holidays did to my body... sigh.

01.09.14

Sometimes I don't understand math.

Sun: 10,000º F
Snow: 32º F
Finger Tips: -15º

01.08.14

Umm, so carry the one and divide by 3...
AW YEAH! We can afford two boxes of wine y"all!

01.07.14

This tree is totally zen...
AHEM! This tree, lit by the soft glow of a BestBuy sign and a giant parking terrace... is totally Zen

01.06.14

newly fallen snow
empty canvas meets the gods
divine inspira.... HEY WTF! YOU RUINED MY HAIKU!!!!

01.03.14

Dam rain gutters... who needs 'em!

Ba-Dum-Ching!

01.02.14

This morning,
When I got on the scale...
I heard it groan a little.

mewwww:(

01.01.14

Um Waiter! There's a gold panda eating bamboo in my food.
And also, it's a little greasy.

Happy 2014 Y'all.

12.31.13

Audios 2013!

12.27.13

Christmas Corner.

12.26.13

Dear Canada,
Happy Boxing Day.
Cordially,
The United States of 'Murica

12.25.13

Merry Christmas.
Hope its all magical.
Totes Magotes.

12.24.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 12:
Drummers beeting drums!

12.23.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 11:
Dooooooode. Like Pipers... Piping!

12.22.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 10:
LORD'S a Leaping... or just standing there...looking at wagon wheels.

12.21.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 9:
LADIES LADIES LADIES. DANCING DANCING DANCING

12.20.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 8:
Milking Maid.

12.19.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 7:
IT'S SWIMMING ALRIGHT!
Gosh, why you got to be so critical.

12.18.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 6:
Goose a wading?

12.17.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 5:
Five GOOOOOOOOLD things!

12.16.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 4:
HELLO... THIS IS BIRD!

12.13.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 3:
FRENCH HEN?
Of course it's French because Jacques Pepin taught the Silverfox to make it.

12.12.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus

DAY 2:
TURTLE DOVES no joke!

12.11.13

12 Days of FOP Festivus Begin... NOW!

1. PEAR in a pear tree.

12.09.13

Looked out the window
and what did i see
Seasonal Affective Disorder
staring back at me!

12.05.13

Um, this photo, I think it needs more FREEDOM.

12.04.13

Holiday Baking... maybe... if your a vegan or something.

Saddest thing I ever saw, man.

12.03.13

Christmas Jams?
A little Run DMC, a dash of Snoop Dogg and a pinch of Keith Sweat.

12.02.13

Fly Away Beard.

Dear Movember
Thanks for making my office look like a casting call for Teenwolf.
But now all you Grizzly Adams wanna be's need to buy a razor or two.

It was a good 30 days, thanks for the memories.
FOP

11.27.13

Just an inspirational and most likely historically accurate photo to reflect the spirit of the season.


mazel tov

11.26.13

Gourdgeous!

11.22.13

Behold! The power of boring.

11.21.13

Hey there Mr. Grumpy Gills. Fly got your tongue?

11.20.13

They have an aura about them... no?

11.15.13

Feeling haggard?
Why yes, thanks for asking.

11.14.13

Nothin' worse than dying alone, except dyin' with Joan.

Pourin' some out for my home-girl Berle today.
Keepin' it real for 92 years.

11.13.13

The Silverfox had a mole removed this weekend.

11.12.13

You know, just hanging stars and whatnot.

11.08.13

The Trout Slayer has returned. Stay tuned...

11.07.13

Roses are white
Violets are.... wait, whut?

11.06.13

Cafe Verde

11.05.13

Feeling a tad weathered?

11.01.13