Clump-O-Autumn.
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
10.14.13
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
(because I love getting on the interweb bandwagon!)
Friday, October 11, 2013
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
Monday, October 07, 2013
Friday, October 04, 2013
Thursday, October 03, 2013
Wednesday, October 02, 2013
Tuesday, October 01, 2013
Monday, September 30, 2013
09.30.13
A Rowboat Crafted from Rich Mahogany!
Sounds like a good idea... until you realize that "Rowboat" is short for "There's no motor on this sorry-ass vessel".
Friday, September 27, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Monday, September 23, 2013
Friday, September 20, 2013
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
09.18.13
Looking pretty suave there, Mr. Silverfox!
Somebody get this man his AARP membership card and complimentary "Dont Forget My Senior Discount" baseball cap!
Monday, September 16, 2013
Friday, September 13, 2013
09.13.13
"While all you all are getting fat, I'm arm wrestling bailiffs, doing curls with file cabinets and thunder squats behind my desk!"
Says the guy who ate a bag of chips and a $5 pizza while hovering over the sink.
Happy weekend.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Monday, September 09, 2013
Friday, September 06, 2013
09.06.13
FOP: So are you getting mom anything for your anniversary?
SLVRFOX: I think I'm going to goose her.
FOP: Mmm kay... sorry I asked.
Thursday, September 05, 2013
Wednesday, September 04, 2013
09.04.13
Pour Some Glitter On Me!
I want to thank everybody for coming out this Wednesday evening!
Get those nickels ready because up next we have a gooey center cloaked in a sparkly wrapper... Let's welcome Alice Swanson!
Now remember, you mustn’t touch! And don’t forget our $3 hot wings and $4 pitchers and of course our $5 krabcakes!
Everyone, put your hands together for Alice Swanson!
Tuesday, September 03, 2013
09.03.13
It has been brought to my attention that The Color Purple and Purple Rain were two different movies.
Friday, August 30, 2013
08.30.13
No NO NO! Don't touch it!
YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT'S BEEN!
Oh god, not by your mouth!
SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT!
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Monday, August 26, 2013
08.26.13
Magical...
According to The Ladyfox they "make me sing better than that hussy Miley Cyprus"
Friday, August 23, 2013
Thursday, August 22, 2013
08.22.13
Well, bust my buttons!
But don't...because it took a long time for me to organize them...so don't, really.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
08.21.13
Fundamentally FABULOUS!
It is a long standing tradition in my family to style childrens' hair as though there were going to star in an episode of Sisterwives.
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
08.20.13
The Ladyfox makes a friend.
FOP: Hey mom who's your new pal?
LDYFX: This is FRECKLES! I love him! We go on walks! We're best friends.
FOP: Cool!
LDYFX: Are you staying for dinner?
FOP: Maybe, what are you having?
LDYFX: Steak.
FOP:...
Monday, August 19, 2013
08.19.13
My Burrito Runneth Over
Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
Friday, August 16, 2013
Thursday, August 15, 2013
08.15.13
How do you know if your tractor is into ghetto rap?
It wears a big ass chain.
ba dum ching.
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Monday, August 12, 2013
Friday, August 09, 2013
Thursday, August 08, 2013
Wednesday, August 07, 2013
08.07.13
Welcome to the Jungle-Gym!
Darling, it appears you stepped in a pile of cheetah... AND zebra.
Tuesday, August 06, 2013
Monday, August 05, 2013
08.05.13
Spiritus!
And lo it came to pass, the flies were plenty and they feasted upon my body and I was much perplexed.
Friday, August 02, 2013
Thursday, August 01, 2013
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