04.02.13

A Redneck Narrative: Part 2
Now this right here, is the best known receptacle
For whiskey and boxed wine, it is quite exceptional
Fill it with water, you'll make a spectacle
When Uncle John kicks your ass.

04.01.13

A Redneck narrative: Part 1
I went to a family party this weekend, where i was informed the payload and towing capacity on the Honda Accord was totally inadequate.

03.29.13

Its Some Bunnies... For Peep’s Sake!

03.27.13

Look at all them nuts.

03.26.13

Silverfox: I think it's concentrating on catching its next meal.

Ladyfox: I think it's pooping.

God Bless 'Merica!

03.25.13

Gesundheit!

03.21.13

WTF Spring? I thought we had an agreement.

03.20.13

Welcome Spring.

03.19.13

Potential cover photo for his debut novel "Screw You Stein Eriksen."

03.15.13

Oh Weekend... you so crazy!

Have a good one.

03.14.13

Because Pi.

03.13.13

Uhhh...
Does Sir like to mix...a lot?

03.12.13

Hey guys!
Remember that one time we skied in Antarctica?



Aw yisssssss!

03.08.13

I draw the lines in the snow. Toot! Toot!

03.06.13

What I'd imagine a clown's underwear drawer to look like.

03.05.13

Now and then, everyone needs a proper grooming.

03.04.13

Hipster Snow Machine!
Includes a pair of snow tires and front-deck storage compartment for all the rusty parts that will probably fall off it.

03.01.13

Beware the Ice of March!

02.28.13

WORST. SKIER. EVER.

First Tracks in the Pow Pow!
First Tracks in the Pow Pow!
First tracks in the ... AWW MAN!

02.27.13

I just spent the last 48 hours trapped in a room where they used words like "on-boarding", "face-time", "granular" and "at the end of the day."

I'm supposed to be feeling empowered... instead I am googling granular.

02.20.13

The Mother Country

Behold, a Russian underwear factory.

02.19.13

NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!

02.15.13

A $10,000 coat!
Flawlessly crafted from the navel-skin of leprechauns.

02.13.13

Ice, on a stick...
It's like they're little squirrel popsicles or something.

02.12.13

I'm not sure what was going on here, but I think my hands are probably really cold.

02.11.13

balls.
contained.
fancily.

02.08.13

Hang in there little buddy.

02.07.13

If you ever find yourself thinking the world is ending... you'll probably turn into an insect or something.

02.05.13

Road Trip.
Red Vines.
Ape Knuckles.

02.04.13

King of the Mountain!!
This photo started out pretty damn majestic...
It would have made a great album cover... or inspirational poster...

When suddenly...


Mouth-Breather!

02.01.13

Tow Rope. Tow Rope. Tow Rope. Tow Rope. Tow Rope.

01.31.13

Snow-nami!

01.30.13

BOMBER!
El Guapo, it must be raining little ski-brahs from the sky today!

01.29.13

In case of coffee emergency, press the red button.

01.25.13

Behind bars.

01.24.13

A SOLAR LOOP!

Take that NASA!

01.23.13

Snow Lava... Lava-lanche if you prefer?

01.22.13

There appears to be a tear in the space time continuum... or a massive scratch on my lens.

01.17.13

.
In honor of the upcoming holiday weekend...
These little lights of mine

01.16.13

It's Baaaaaaaaaaack!

01.15.13

NO! SCREW YOU!
Area lizard gives area photographer the bird.

01.14.13

Todays temperature is like biting into a York Peppermint Patty... dipped in cocaine.

01.11.13

Valhalla, I am coming!

01.10.13

Winter is blooming!

01.09.13

Cited from The Big Lebowski (and edited because I'm classy like that)

"Look, nothing is f*#%ed, here, man."

01.07.13

Shiny Things! Shiny Things! Shiny Things!

01.04.13

A little snow.
A little plow.

01.03.13

Oh, Paula Deen! YOU SO CRAZY!
Remember that time you made me think I was capable of making something other than LeanCuisine?

01.02.13

Pie Crust!
So light.
So flakey.
So... golden.