01.23.13

Snow Lava... Lava-lanche if you prefer?

01.22.13

There appears to be a tear in the space time continuum... or a massive scratch on my lens.

01.17.13

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In honor of the upcoming holiday weekend...
These little lights of mine

01.16.13

It's Baaaaaaaaaaack!

01.15.13

NO! SCREW YOU!
Area lizard gives area photographer the bird.

01.14.13

Todays temperature is like biting into a York Peppermint Patty... dipped in cocaine.

01.11.13

Valhalla, I am coming!

01.10.13

Winter is blooming!

01.09.13

Cited from The Big Lebowski (and edited because I'm classy like that)

"Look, nothing is f*#%ed, here, man."

01.07.13

Shiny Things! Shiny Things! Shiny Things!

01.04.13

A little snow.
A little plow.

01.03.13

Oh, Paula Deen! YOU SO CRAZY!
Remember that time you made me think I was capable of making something other than LeanCuisine?

01.02.13

Pie Crust!
So light.
So flakey.
So... golden.

12.28.13

Festivus Flower.

12.27.13

It's Tradition!
Give a man a boxing Santa... hilarity ensues.
Every. Single. Time.

12.26.12

Er meh gerd!
So much Christmas!

12.24.12

Merry Christmas Y'all.

12.22.12

Day 12: DRUMS! DRUMMING!

12.21.12

Day 11: PIPERS, PIPING!

12.20.12

Day 10: LORDS A LEAPING!

12.19.12

Day 9: LADIES DANCING!

12.18.12

Day8: MAIDS A MILKING!

12.17.12

Day 7: SWANS A SWIMMING!

12.16.12

Day 6: GEESE A LAYING! Well not really laying

12.15.12

Day 5: GOOOOOLD RINGS!

12.14.12

Day 4: CALLING BIRDS rhymes with BUFFALO HERDS!

12.13.12

Day 3: FRENCH HEN! (Bonjour!)

12.12.12

Day2: TURTLE DOVE...No joke!

12.11.12

Let's give this 12 Days of Christmas the old college try.

Day 1: PEAR TREE!

11.06.12

Having a few technical difficulties here at FOP HQ, but I got an eye on you.

11.04.12

Reporting the dirt... or gravel.

12.03.12

I'm not gonna lie... even this part of the library smells like hobo pee.

11.30.12

Just another tree lighting.

11.29.12

What makes it pricey booze?
Apparently it's infused with the sweat of an old race horse.

11.28.12

Nothing to see here. Just a whole bunch of lights. Move along

11.27.12

Magical?
Um, so it looks like a unicorn pooped on my desk.

11.23.12

This turkey is not impressed.

11.21.12

Shhhhhths! I'm hiding!!!!

Go home turkey. You're drunk.

11.20.12

Just a random Tuesday beating.

11.19.12

Just a little atmospheric strata.

11.16.12

Hard to believe there's a rotting deer carcass about 2 inches to the left.

11.14.12

Is it snowing?
No, just a light... frost.

11.13.12

Let there be light... and then you were buck naked.

No offense but it appears you stole those lamp shades from a defunct strip club.

11.12.12

You're getting sleepy, VERY SLEEPY!

When I snap my fingers, you will cluck like a chicken.

11.08.12

The Silverfox baked some squash.
And it was glorious.

11.07.12

Just delivering mail...to wizards... like we do.

Can I get a "Hoot! Hoot!"?

11.06.12

Adhering to her dear mother's wisdom, Lois always took time out of her busy schedule to moisturize, because no one likes a dry roast.

11.05.12

And there was that time, i got mooned at a stop light.

11.02.12

¡Feliz Día de los Muertos!

11.01.12

Mr. Teefs