10.31.13

Does this make me look fat?

For me, Halloween is just a celebration welcoming "No Diet November" and "Dunk it in Butter December."

10.29.13

When I think of owls I think of Harry Potter...

Then I think of a mass of regurgitated, undigested mice bones.

10.28.13

FOP: Um, what's going on here?
SILVERFOX: I'm aging the wine.
FOP: I don't think that means what you think it means.

10.25.13

You know what really grinds my gears?

People who microwave broccoli
in the office breakroom
and leave it there
overnight.

10.24.13

HERE!
LOOK AT THIS LAMP!

10.23.13

B: I did a selfie.
FOP: You are self-centric.
B: I'm sending it to you.
FOP: Please don't.
B: Is it racist?
FOP: .... yes.

10.22.13

Captured!
The exact moment you fart and someone walks into your office.

10.21.13

This photo has been forged... by the creative fires that burn down deep in my soul.

10.17.13

CORN NUTS: They reek of social suicide.
The consumption of CornNuts should be banned in all confined spaces... in fact, CornNuts should be banned period.

1016.13

My doctor smells like skittles and rainbows.

10.15.13

Clump-O-Autumn.

10.14.13

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

(because I love getting on the interweb bandwagon!)

10.11.13

Do these petals make me look old?

Yes.

10.09.13

Just a riding mower.

10.08.13

I'll bet it toadly tastes like chicken.

10.07.13

Just pile those leaves over in the corner there.

10.04.13

The weekend... its over there... behind that tree.

10.03.13

The Golden Clawwwwwwwww!

10.02.13

We wander through the garden
Wouldn't it be a hoot
To eat some low hangin' fruit

10.01.13

This FOP has been brought to you by the Federal Government Shutdown.