04.30.13

There's no 'P' in asparagus...
but if there was it would probably smell funny.

04.29.13

It's gettin' to be lawn mowin' time.... er something

04.26.13

In case you wanted to know what it looked like at 6:48 this morning.

Happy weekend.

04.25.13

My grandmas curtains.

No really, they are my grandmas curtains.

That is all.

04.23.13

Meanwhile, it was lunchtime back at Good Ol' Larry's Used Car Emporium.

04.22.13

Dear Spring,
This is why we can't have nice things.
Regards,
FOP

P.S. Listen! You can hear them crying. YOU DID THAT!

04.19.13

Remember the time I visited that oyster sweat shop.

04.18.13

Just a sweaty flower.

04.17.13

Um... Have a good afro noon.

04.16.13

The Master Heckler
I forgot to mention my favorite part of this past weekend: listening to the ladyfox yell "GET IN THE HOLE" at the TV.

04.15.13

All ABOARD! Next stop... Toot Toot Tuesday.

04.11.13

A NOTE TO MY 2 FAVORITE GARDENERS:
In Colorado, "Private non-commercial cultivation is legal up to six plants."

A REMINDER TO MY 2 FAVORITE GARDENERS:
1. You're "cultivating" like Snoop Dogg was living in your basement.
2. You don't live in Colorado.

04.10.13

Solar... uh, panels?

04.09.13

HEY SWING SET!
WHY SO HAPPY?

04.08

Worst. Q-tips. Ever.

04.05.13

A Redneck Narrative: Part 5
Hey! Si and Willie from Duck Dynasty wanted to end this week, with this here message:

"First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty guns...next thing you know, you're shavin' your beard and wearin' capri pants."

Happy Weekend.

04.04.13

A Redneck Narrative: Part 4
I'm gonna pop some stags
Only got twenty-two shells in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a 6-point
Hunting bucks is awesome!

04.03.13

A Redneck Narrative: Part 3
When you're packing this much heat, of course you're gonna need two pairs of sunglasses.
Speaking of, it appears I am the ONLY family member without a concealed carry permit.

(sad trumpet sound)

04.02.13

A Redneck Narrative: Part 2
Now this right here, is the best known receptacle
For whiskey and boxed wine, it is quite exceptional
Fill it with water, you'll make a spectacle
When Uncle John kicks your ass.

04.01.13

A Redneck narrative: Part 1
I went to a family party this weekend, where i was informed the payload and towing capacity on the Honda Accord was totally inadequate.