08.31.12

REDNECK-OGNIZE!
May your cup runneth over this holiday weekend.



Be Safe Y'all!

08.30.12

Despair & Sadness
This is how I feel about 2 Broke Girls being preempted by 2 Rich White Guys.

08.29.12

I get all my sunglasses from the lost and found, at my work... as you can imagine I have horrible nose acne.

08.27.12

This is where the little cotton balls for the q-tips come from... or something

08.27.12

Seriously, these aren't puka shells, and if you ask me one more time if I drive a Civic I'm going to punch you.

08.24.12

Welcome to our OOL!

You wanna know why there's no "P" in it?
Cuz all you all went back to school. That's why!

08.23.12

Gourd-geous!

08.22.12

So you take one lousy picture of Mars and they think its an open invitation to use your lawn as a landing strip!

08.21.12

Curious?
Remember that one time I went to Mars.

08.20.12

Every time I see this, I expect to see a hobbit... and his hairy little feet.

08.16.12

Just passing thru.

08.15.12

Regarding Quinoa
1. It's not as awesome as you think.
2. It's pronounced like some sort of Kung Fu move... Kin•WAAAAAAAA!
3. If you spill it on carpet, it has a half-life comparable to that of uranium-238

08.14.12

Afternoon Delight!
I love colorful, winged insex...

You see what i did there. Wink-wink, nudge nudge.

08.13.12

What I get for working late.

08.10.12

I'm going to miss you all so much this weekend.
I'm pretty choked up about it.

08.09.12

The perfect place for a family photo...
You know, if you want a picture of your entire family in cardiac arrest.

08.08.12

I scream because its hot.

08.07.12

Hey Bruce!

A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bar tender says to him, "Hey we have drink named after you."
The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Bruce?"

08.06.12

Things I learned (this weekend) from the Ladyfox:

1. Never pass up a chance to buy a Costco Rotisserie Chicken.
2. Rihanna's "Where Have You Been" is probably the best song ever sang.
3. It's okay to fart in a Marshalls discount store.
4. She has the legs of a Nepalese sherpa... they just keep going and going and going.

08.03.12

I hid the booze...

under ice and citrus wedges.

08.02.12

It's a flower...
A moist flower.

08.01.12

Lunar Power.