06.29.12

Peace out.

06.28.12

I dunno. It looks a little, uh, hungry to me.

06.27.12

Quilted Wagon?

06.26.12

And then there was this...

06.25.12

The Sacred Grove

It was here, where a man carrying a large staff, draped in plaid flannel approacheth me and revealed there was still 2 miles to go and that my lungs would probably burst before I reached the top. I offered thanks and then laid down and wept.

06.22.12

Some dude.
Conquering nature,
with nothing but a tank top and backpack,
and tweeting about it.

06.21.12

Summer Vacation? HECK YES!

Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines with a bow-staff.

06.20.12

Nature, you sexy beast!

And I quote, "Mommy look, this pine cone has a french manicure!"

06.18.12

Holy rusted metal... Batman.

06.15.12

People have told me I spend too much time with this guy.
But who else is going to teach me the fine art of drinking wine from a Solo cup?


Cheers to you old man!

06.14.12

Where the hell are we?
I believe this what they called "The GPS App" in 300 BC.

06.13.12

Because there's a special place in hell for me:

FOP: I'll take Biblical Miracles for $500 Alex.
ALEX: This miracle was thought to have taken place in a remote region of China?
FOP: What is "Rocks on Water"?

06.12.12

Whats that? You couldn't get tickets to Nickleback?

Lucky for you, I've prepared a list of things to do that are more entertaining (and show that you have more talent) than Nickleback.

1. Shave your leg pits.
2. Pick the lint off a fleece blanket.
3. Make ice.
4. Stare at this FOP.

06.11.12

My little buttercup has the sweetest.....RED ANT! RED ANT! RED ANT!

06.08.12

A hit off the old water pipe.

06.07.12

For purple mountain
Uh, majesties
Above the fruited plain!

Patriotic Cobbettes now at KFC!

06.06.12

Welcome to FOP, please sit down and "let us" entertain you!

06.04.12

SPELL CHECK? We don't need no stinkin' SPELL CHECK!
or
cHool wHip... if your awesome.

06.01.12

To enhance my collection of feral cats and empty CoolWhip containers I've decided to invest in a washer... or two.

I think they really tie the room together.Don't you?