05.31.12

Futile.
As a way to prevent leathery skin Bessie suggests a diet rich in leafy vegetables and staying out of the sun.

05.30.12

What pairs nicely with a slab of prime rib?
HOSEradish.

Bad DUm Ching!

05.25.12

Diet Coke Break?
I hope your weekend is as awesome as this picture.

05.24.12

I've been thinking, and you know what this place could use? A roller-coaster.

05.23.12

Knotty Pea?

05.22.12

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you ... HEY! I THINK YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

05.21.12

Um, orange and green are secondary colors.

05.18.12

Well that was fun.
Lets do it again next week.

05.17.12

NEW ROOMMATES!!!!
I'd like you to meet Stuart and Bruce.

05.16.12

For promotional purposes only!
In real life no one would actually eat the green part... or use a spoon.

05.15.12

Da Plane! Da Plane!
It looks kind of like a pterodactyl!
Ca CAW! Ca CAW!

05.14.12

So I was walking down the street in 1972 when ELVIS!

*Although judging from the lack of belly fat, I am more inclined to believe this was a Travolta sighting.

05.11.12

She wears her sunglasses at night... No really, she does.

Happy Mother's Day to the relentless purveyor of "Overall-Shorts" and "Indoor UV Ray Protection".

05.10.12

Uh, You've Got Quail.

05.09.12

Thank you Bank of America!
My dream of home-ownership may soon become a reality!

You guys are such kidders!

05.08.12

Your FOP is ajar.

05.04.12

LOOK WHAT I MADE EL GUAPO!

¡They are Mini Pinatas!


For my cats.



Meow!

05.03.12

Oh you know, just a sun flower.

05.02.12

Ummm... Diggin' them blue skies?

05.01.12

I was walking down the sidewalk, when suddenly....