03.30.12

Well, this is awkward.
Uh, I found your book about Sacagawea.

03.29.12

Leroy! Mama done says you gots to water the lawn before goin' gator huntin'!

03.28.12

Uh, it's a Booty Wall... Baby?

03.27.12

UPGRADE NOW!
Tis the season for nest augmentations!

03.26.12

This is a tube to an air compressor...
An air compressor that I am currently using to hose out my allergy-infested sinuses.

03.23.12

Spring Clean!
With this retro Swiffer!

Happy weekend.

03.22.12

This is probably how I will nourish myself for the next 2 weeks. After which I will become them new spokesman for DIABEEEETUS!

Move over Willford.

03.21.12

Johnny Five is ALIVE!
And dudes got some crud in his eyes.

03.20.12

Welcome Spring.

03.16.12

It appears as though your bud is cloven.

Weekend. Yeah!

03.15.12

It's Tiller Time!

Ba Dum Ching.

03.14.12

3.1459

A educated man once told me, "Math, it's just a feeling... about numbers."*†


* This man also believes that if one runs a 6 minute mile, it equates to 6 miles per hour.

† Yes thats a 1979 Sony Hobo Trinitron. I am poor.

03.13.12

Bury under an inch of soil in early spring, and in 6 to 8 weeks you can bury them under your mashed potatoes!

03.12.12

Tripwire.
Cow Pie Explosion.

03.09.12

Happy Day Light Saving Weekend!
To celebrate I'll probably show up and hour late to work!

03.08.12

Where does it hurt?

You know doc, it feels like someone shot me in the chest.

03.06.12

I love this lady... even the gristly parts!

Somebody give the birthday girl some chicken-necks already!

03.05.12

And in other news.

FOP: What's up mom?
LdyFx: I'm eating chicken necks.
FOP: .... why?
LdyFx: well, I just finished exercising,
FOP:....
LdyFx: and they say you should eat protein after you workout.
FOP: Oh, Silly me.

03.02.12

Uhhh... YOUR LATE!

03.01.12

Just so you know. These make perfect oranges for your Barbie.