11.30.06

Look at this while I think of something clever to say.

11.29.06

HOLD UP! I think this picture was taken that one time… when the Silverfox bought something really expensive… from SEARS.
Cha Ching!

11.28.06

If you're ever bored, sometimes it's fun to clip kleenex to lights, and then take a picture of it!!!!
Wull... at least I think it's fun.

11.27.06

Yes Barnabas, it is beautiful.
No Barnabas, you may not turn left.

11.24.06

No thanks. I don’t care. Even if it is a day old, it still tastes like feathers.
I mean COME ON! Weren’t there cows in the 17th century?

11.22.06

I think my favorite part of Thanksgiving is when we gather ‘round the trellis and listen to grandfather tell stories about living on Plymouth Rock and how they tried to impress the "natives" with the buckles on their shoes… Whaaaaaaaaaaa??? You don’t have a Thanksgiving Trellis?

11.21.06

YOU SUCK AT BEERPONG!
And for that, I am honored to bestow upon you Four O'Clock Photo’s most coveted title: "Drunk of the Month"

11.20.06

I will cut you.
I will scrape out your innards.
I will smoosh you and serve you to my dinner guests…
with fava beans and a nice chianti.

11.17.06

Here are some cogs. No, you may NOT touch them.

11.16.06

Uh, I think your waders smell like booze.

11.15.06

HEY EVERYBODY!
THESE ARE MY SHOES!
I KEEP THEM ON THE FRONT SEAT OF MY CAR!
WITH MY BACKPACK!
AND A KUNG FU DVD!

11.14.06

This is how we store the drugs.

11.13.06

And now for my next trick I will transform 3 relatively straight men into homosexuals.

11.10.06

Another Helpful Hint from the Silverfox:
When entertaining your home-teachers, it’s always best to camouflage the booze behind the salad dressing. They tend to find it unsettling… the home-teachers, not the Silverfox.

11.09.06

Hmmmm, this is most unfortunate… Where might we park the Yacht now?

11.08.06

4 out of 5 dentists agree that eating these make your woofies smell like roses.

11.07.06

I promise not only to keep America free of back hair and stale Mike ‘N’ Ikes, but also to put diet beverage in ALL the drinking fountains.
DEMOCRACY, HELL YEAH!

11.06.06

Hey Guys! Wait up!
I won’t fart at the head of the peloton ever again. I SWEAR!!!

11.04.06

Working girl.
But not in a Julia Roberts/Pretty Woman kind of way.
More like a Uma Thurman/Kill Bill sort of way.

11.03.06

I may not have much, but at least I have these logs.
And this wheelbarrow.

11.02.06

E: SAY IT!!!

Me: [Sigh…] You put Captain Merrill Stubing to shame…

E: AND JACK SPARROW!!!

Me: …and Jack Sparrow.

11.01.06

"Ethel Smith" mrclegr0w@viHagra4squash.com… Re: Is your squash inadequate?