Friday, March 31, 2006
03.31.06
I have voyeuristic tendencies. Maybe, if you take your significant other out tonight, I’ll take YOUR picture!
Thursday, March 30, 2006
03.30.06
I’m BLUE da ba dee da ba die...
But really, when I looked at this I thought I had cracked the lens of the camera.
”What the crap is it?" you may be asking yourself: The top part is the cover to the ski lift. The middle is the sky. The white part is the mountain (Note the flourescent orange boundary ropes.) that seamlessly fades into the roof of the ski lift shack, where the lifties take turns with the hookah. Mystery solved. Good day!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Monday, March 27, 2006
Friday, March 24, 2006
Thursday, March 23, 2006
03.23.06
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
03.21.06
“Aw jeeze guys! So this really isn’t a 'come dressed as your favorite French dictator' party?”*
*Disclaimers:
1) No, I don’t know who this is, why he is dressed that way or if he was invited.
2) Yes, it is totally out of character for me to be at a place where social interaction is taking place, it won’t happen again.
Monday, March 20, 2006
Friday, March 17, 2006
03.17.06
Thursday, March 16, 2006
03.16.06
Hidden in my GoreTex bunker amidst some of the most treacherous and frigid terrain known to man, the elusive trophy-wife restlessly waits for her sugar-daddy to return. He has undoubtedly spent his day hunting for fresh flesh to satisfy adulterous desires. I watch in awe, as the arm-candy meticulously applies a double coat of mascara to her already accentuated lashes and grooms her silky auburn plumage. She is entirely oblivious to my impending attack. I have no fear of losing my life. If I have to save a koala or a kangaroo or a squirrel, or a raccoon or, uh… a cat, from contributing to a fashion catastrophe, I will.
Crikey!!!
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
03.14.06
Totally worth the wait.
All that you thought it would be and MORE, no doubt.
• • • • • •
FOCP Friends,
I know you were anxiously awaiting today's post. Unfortunately I am having issues uploading today's picture.
In all actuality, it totally blows monkies and your probably better off having not seen it.
-Management
Monday, March 13, 2006
Friday, March 10, 2006
03.10.06
This post is dedicated to:
Whatever erased my hard drive. The officer who gave me a ticket for going 40 in a 35. A $56 oil change. The person who taped a “non-confrontational” note to my car. Whoever called me to jury duty.*
I'm going to eat 37 cupcakes this weekend
*For those of you who are wondering: You can’t have your jury duty money count against your speeding ticket fine… Believe me, I tried
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
03.08.06
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
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Monday, March 06, 2006
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Friday, March 03, 2006
Thursday, March 02, 2006
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
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