02.28.06

Monty Hall was here.

02.27.06

I can't believe they still fall for this?
Suckas!

That's also what the salesman was thinking when he told grandma that carpet would never go out of style.

02.24.06

I Heart Sherpas.

02.23.06

Remember in 2nd grade, when the kid that smelled like pee threw up his Fruit Loops and the janitor would cover it up with sawdust so you couldn't see or smell it?

All the sawdust in the world couldn’t fix this.

02.22.06

I’ve heard when God closes a window, he beats down a door.

02.21.06

I swallowed a trident.

02.20.06

Phenomenal cosmic power, itty-bitty streetlight.

02.17.06

Sno-shack, baby.

02.16.06

If my son hung-out at jamborees accessorized a sash with brightly colored patches and knew how to secure a neckerchief with a friendship knot, I’d be PROUD too.

02.15.06

Honestly Dude, it really ties the room together.
In fact, I’m getting one for my bathroom.

02.14.06

My cousin’s 'woofies' smell like roses.

02.13.06

This weekend, I explored regions unbeknownst to many. I have seen and touched horrific things. And outside of Wyoming and maybe Alabama, I think I may have broken a law…

Hold me.

02.10.06

"You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you."

Amen